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bananas are everywhere
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I don't like bananas. I don't like the taste, the consistency, the smell, the gross sound of others eating bananas and especially those surprise gooey, rancid, black bruises that seem to be present inside the greenest of banana peels. Feel free to make bananas a part of your balanced breakfast, they're a great source of potassium, just a safe distance from me while you do it.
Here's the thing: bananas are everywhere! Have you ever seen a banana peel on the ground, in a parking lot, on public transit? I have...about once weekly, actually. I know, I know - it's hard to believe, and really weird, but just so you know I'm not exaggerating the point, I decided to create an archive.
Here's the thing: bananas are everywhere! Have you ever seen a banana peel on the ground, in a parking lot, on public transit? I have...about once weekly, actually. I know, I know - it's hard to believe, and really weird, but just so you know I'm not exaggerating the point, I decided to create an archive.
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